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Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?
Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

How can you get rich by eating?
Eat fortune cookies.

When does a female deer need money?
When she doesn't have a buck.

Why is a cat like a penny?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

How can you make money fast?
Glue it to the floor.

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