Money jokes

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How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?
If it's a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.

If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have?
A dollar.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?
A penny.

Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one?
An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

How did rich people get their money?
They were calm and collected.

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