Money jokes
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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?
Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.
What is the quickest way to double your money ?
Fold it in half !
How do thunderstorms invest their money?
-In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets
What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?
Money's tight these days!
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