Money jokes
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'I can't find my dollar bill,' Jane sobbed.
'Don't worry,' her Counselor said. 'A dollar doesn't go very far today.'
One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. 'What are you doing?' she asked.
'I'm looking for my dollar bill,' Max replied. 'I lost it down the road.'
'Why don't you look for it there?'
'Because the light's better here!'
Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, 'Is Washington's picture still on the dollar bill?'
His Father wrote back, 'Of course it is. Why do you ask?'
Martin answered, 'Because it's been so long since I've seen one!'
Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you?
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?
Because the poor didn't have any !
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