Money jokes
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The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.
Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt.
Harry: That's what I'm afraid of!
Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?
I did!
Well, here's the elastic band.
A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live.
Accordingly, the doctor advised his wealthy patient to put his affairs in order.
"Oh yes, I've done that," said the old gentleman.
"I've only got to make a will. And do you know what I'm going to do with all my money? I'm going to leave it to the doctor who saves my life."
Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy?
No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.
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