Money jokes
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If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left?
A million dollars minus 75 cents.
Who makes a million dollars a day?
Someone who works in a mint.
Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?
Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac?
Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.
What dog has money?
A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents).
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