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A little monster was learning to play the violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother.
'You should be on the radio,' said his brother.
'You think I'm that good?'
'No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off !

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?
Because she wanted to get rich milk.

My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know how rich he was.

'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller.
'That's very expensive,isn't it ?'
'Next!'

Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer.
Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.

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