Money jokes
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A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.
"Ohhh, it's my girlfriend."
"What's the problem?"
"When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education."
A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here."
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !
Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?
To see if there was any more money in the kitty !
Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency?
A: Question marks.
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